*gets off of Doomrider and spits on his face* You're not slave worthy.
*catches saliva with his mouth before it even hits his face* ;D
*takes out shuriken pistol and aims at Doomrider's face trying not to hit the Wych* Take that!
Ow ow ow! What?! Crazy bitch!
*gets hit with olive oil* YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD! *tackles and scratches and tears at Doomrider's face*
Ow ow ow! Whhhhy! *sees her pour salt on the scratches* NOOOOO! *Tries to crawl away* Oh dear Slaanesh you bitch! Have some mercy!
*punches Doomrider across the face* I refuse to kiss that dirty whore.
*splashes olive oil at her* You guys aren’t going to make out are you? O^O My boner just died.
*takes out a new whip and cracks it repeatedly at Doomrider*
Ow ow ow! Hey not cool bitch. *splashes olive oil at her* Go get the redhead!
Oi Doomrida, tot iz wud come over n see ow dat bike wuz doin and ... Wut da bleedin zogg append ere?! "Crouches down next to ruined bike" Ooh did dis ter ya?
Some imperial guy. OwO I think it was cause I was hitting on his sister. She’s a cutie. She’s an idiot for getting a reduction.
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
This is bullshit.
COCAINE!!
